Bird Poop

I am not a rock star mommy blogger and honestly if it takes imitating one to be on top, then I’m out !

I am opinionated, sometimes snarky, but never vulgar. (see Girl Raised In The South)

If they (or anyone (ahem)) offers to publish my book, I’m all over it.

I do not consider celebrity gossip sites w/7 paid editors a blog.

If they (or anyone) tried to hire me, I would consider it (dangling participle and all).

I Love Comments (seriously I do).

I Despise Twitter, Linked In, All forms of  enforced Social Marketing. (read, I hate being sold, a bag of bones)

I have 1 dog, 1 2 cats,  kids,  grand-kids, a husband (sometimes) & a melange of extended relatives.

I don’t know if I like dogs, cats, kids, husbands or relatives.

Being frugal doesn’t mean being broke. It keeps you from being that way.

I want to be your favorite.